Do you think school is some joke?
This is unprecedented in the history of our prestigious Suzaku Private High School!
Man, just shut up...
Every day, you come to school late and leave school early!
You're prone to fighting all over the place.
And, to top it all off, now you're nodding off in class?!
Yamada Ryu!
Why do you always do this?
Sensei, I've brought the class journal.
S-Sure.
Shiraishi-san, huh? Good work.
Do excuse me.
Why don't you learn from Shiraishi Urara-kun's example!
Moral conduct! Excellent grades! Your total opposite!
What a frickin' dull girl!
Staff Room
That's enough!
You'd better be ready the next time this happens!
What's with that? He looks so menacing!
It's him, the second-year problem child.
Totally lame!
I went outta my way to go to a high school where no one knows me,
but this is working out the same as middle school!
I thought this place would be way more interesting.
Huh?
That honor student?
Oh.
I see.
Did...
I die?
Huh? What?
I'm not dead?
This is the infirmary?
Huh?!
What the?
It's not there!
I've turned into her!
Does that mean she's in my body?
Episode 1 "I've Turned Into Her!"
Wait. What the heck is she thinking, going back to class in this situation?!
What's gotten into that Yamada guy?
Was he always so diligent?
Sensei. In this case, is it possible to substitute the answers for A and C?
Y-Yes, you can.
In that case, this problem's "x" becomes "a,"
so open bracket x squared plus...
What the hell are you doing?!
Come with me a minute!
What the hell is going on?!
Why did you and I end up switching bodies?!
I don't know.
You don't know?
You're pretty calm right now, aren't ya?
Do you get what's happened to us?
Mostly.
Whaddya mean "mostly"?
I don't know the exact reason such a thing
has happened to us, but...
I do know how to get us back to normal.
Huh?
After all, if you think about it, it had to have originated
from us falling down the stairs together.
So it'll all work out if we just do the same thing again.
You'd have to be an awfully sad person not to understand that.
You've got a seriously terrible personality, you know that?!
Well, whatever!
Let's head to the staircase right away, then.
No way.
Huh?
Well, then we'd have to faint again, right?
I can't afford to miss any more classes.
What?
Th-Then you're just planning to stay this way for the rest of our lives?
I don't want that either.
Besides, I've got this strange thing between my legs now.
You looked?!
Wait until after school.
What?!
We're in this mess because you tripped and fell down the stairs,
so you're just going to have to accept my terms.
I-I mean, I did, but...
Something's still funny about all this!
What're you suggesting I do in this body?!
Wait a second.
Isn't this my one chance?
Excuse me!
Girl's Bathroom
Sh-Shiraishi-san.
Wh-What's the matter?
You're staggering. Are you all right?
Sh-Sh-Shall I lend you a hand?
G-Gross!
Crap, I guess for now I should...
I'm completely fine!
Sorry, excuse me!
What's with Shiraishi-san today?
This sucks.
I want to go back to normal, and quick.
Oh, found you, Shiraishi-san!
Gosh, what're you doing?
We were looking for you.
Um... Rin Sasaki?
I brought your lunchbox for you, so let's eat together.
Guess I'll just play along for now.
Y-Yeah, sure. Let's eat.
Thanks for the food!
This is her lunchbox, but it's okay for me to eat it, huh?
W-Wow! This is an honor student's lunch?
Yeah! Tastes great!
Oh, right.
Maybe we should go get ready for our next class!
Y-Yeah...
Moron! Disappear! Ugly!
Die, idiot! Gross! Gross!
W-what's this?
These aren't notes an honor student scribbled!
Well, then,
we've got to be going.
Shiraishi Urara
Now I get it...
What?
MORON
DIE
So that's how it is.
Man, women sure play dirty, don't they?
Looks like it would be best if we went back to normal right away.
H-Hey!
I'm sorry.
I never meant to put you through such a horrible experience.
No, we can go back to normal after school, just like we agreed.
Huh?
You don't want to skip class, right?
I'll wait.
Also, I'll make sure those girls
can't mess with you ever again once we go back to normal!
Could you stop messing around?
Huh?
It will cause trouble if you meddle too much!
You'll just make the situation worse!
Listen.
Don't stick your nose where it doesn't belong.
What were you talking to Yamada about on the roof?
Not much? It wasn't anything important.
Ow!
Knock yourself out and go buddy up with Yamada.
That school-trash scumbag.
Huh?
But you know, I bet even he knows
what would happen if he tried to lay a hand on a lady like me.
Who knows?
Wh-Where did this come from?
Don't tell me you're going to fight back.
You don't think you'll get away with it scott free, do you?
If I stop just short and give her a hell of a scare,
she ought to play nice real quick!
What do you think you're doing—
Y-You dumbass! What did you do?!
Ow! How dare you hit me?
Huh?
Shaddup! I misjudged the distance because you got between us!
You promised you wouldn't do anything!
Shut up, it's your fault!
Huh?
Man, today was seriously the worst day ever!
That's what I should be saying!
B-But... is it okay for us to go back to normal?
Won't she mess with you again?
I don't know.
Hey!
But when
Sasaki-san turned tail and ran away,
I thought, "Serves you right!"
Thanks a bunch.
Y-Yeah...
This girl's surprisingly direct...
Okay, shall we?
Yes.
And like so, we were able to return to normal without incident.
Or should have, anyway.
We...
...didn't change back!
A-Anyway, let's try it again.
Yes!
One more time!
Just one more time!
I'm begging you, turn us back to normal!
It's no use.
Are we going to be stuck like this for the rest of our lives?
What do we do?!
What?
There's one last thing we haven't tested yet.
Wh-What's that? Tell me!
When we fell down the stairs...
We kissed.
Huh?
Wh-Wh-Why do I have to do that with you?
I don't know. You're the one who fell on top of me.
Let's test it out.
T-Test it out?
Doing this doesn't waste anything but our time, right?
No, wait.
Uh, f-for real?
My body...
You see?
We were able to return to normal.
I have to study. Later.
Huh? Hey!
That woman.
She got me good!
Intriguing...
H-Here I go.
Yes.
We switched bodies again after all!
Let's keep this a secret between the two of us.
Huh?
Actually, why is she able to kiss me without batting an eye?
Don't tell me...
That's because I love you, Yamada-kun!
Seriously?
We'd be in big trouble if they found out we switched places
to take your supplementary exams, you know.
Yeah, you're right.
But man, switching bodies is pretty convenient!
We can put this to use!
Yo Shiraishi, it's been a while.
It's Miyamura-kun from the student council!
He's kind of scary, but so cool!
Miyamu!
Could I borrow you for a moment?
You told me you'd go on a date with me today, didn't you?
Did that woman actually say that?!
O-Oh, you. I didn't forget or anything!
I hear you and Yamada have been getting along pretty well lately.
W-We're not really close or anything like that!
Yeah, I guess so.
There no way an honor student like you and a delinquent like
Yamada have anything in common.
Hey. What's that supposed to mean?
Sh-Shiraishi-san!
What are you doing?!
Are you all right?
These are the guys from earlier...
I'm completely fine!
Uh, but, your complexion doesn't look so great.
We're so worried.
Why don't you come with us?
So frickin' annoying!
It's nothing at all, really.
Oh, no. Don't be modest.
Don't hesitate, leave it to us.
Seriously annoying!
Shiraishi, leave this to me.
Yeah!
This oughta be a piece of cake!
Hey, Miyamura's a wimp!
By the way, Shiraishi-san!
On second thought, Shiraishi-san!
Shiraishi-san! Shiraishi-san!
Annoying to the core!
All right!
So cruel!
He said we just had to talk to her!
We're definitely not doing you any more favors!
Favors?
I've seen that roundhouse kick before.
Miyamura?
I never promised to go on a date with you to begin with.
Wha?!
Now I'm convinced.
You're Yamada, aren't you?
Wh-What're you talking about?
How could I be? Why do I have to be Yamada?
So you've come, Shiraishi Urara.
What's the meaning of this?
Oh, Shira— This is, um...
There's no need for you to hide it now.
Anyway, would you come with me?
When I finished taking his supplementary exam you weren't in the classroom,
and Miyamura-kun found out our secret.
What's going on?
Sorry.
Oh, don't say that. Listen to my proposal.
Proposal?
Yes. I'm willing to offer this room to you two.
Use Prohibited
Offer it to us? Why?
That's obvious.
Because you two need a place in the school where you can switch bodies.
I see. A kiss, huh? It's a kiss, right?
You idiot.
What the heck! You're way too good at guessing things!
Listen to me.
This place was originally used by the Supernatural Studies Club,
Supernatural Studies Club
but I'm the only member, and it's on the verge of being abolished.
If you become members, you can use it as you please.
You can use it as you please,
but there's one question I'd like answered first.
Have you two ever kissed anyone else thus far?
H-Huh? What're you asking for?
I haven't.
What about you, Yamada?
Sh-Shiraishi was my first.
So you're both each other's first, then.
That means there's a chance.
Basically, couldn't you possibly switch bodies with someone
else if you kissed them, too?
On that note, Shiraishi-san, would you kiss me?
Definitely not!
I'll settle for Yamada, then.
What do you mean, settle for me?
I mean, we'd be two dudes kissing!
No way that's all right!
I'm interested, too.
By all means, verify it.
What?!
W-Wait a second!
What's with the good mood set-up all around us?!
Oh, we seriously switched bodies.
Sweet. This is Yamada's body?
Y-You've gotta be kidding me!
So, is there something weird stuck between his legs too?
Of course there is!
Yeah! There is something weird stuck there!
You don't have to get into it too, you jerk!
Supernatural Studies Club
I'm back!
Yeah...
Incredible! Maybe you can switch bodies with anyone you kiss?
H-Hell if I know!
All right, I've got it! I'm gonna bring a woman
who'll kiss anyone, even you, right away Yamada!
Please don't do that.
Huh?
Why is Shiraishi opposed?
Don't tell me...
I won't allow Yamada-kun to kiss another woman!
Seriously?
If people find out, it's going to be a big problem.
Let's keep this a secret between us.
Wh-What, that's what it was?
So, you're fine with joining the Supernatural Studies Club, right?
Wait! Why do you want to make us join so badly?
In exchange for offering you this room,
I'd like you to listen to the student council's requests once in a while.
Not a bad deal, don't you think?
I-Is this okay, Shiraishi?
I don't really mind.
Besides...
Club activities sound kind of fun.
G-Got it! We've just gotta join, right?
With that settled, hence forth,
the Supernatural Studies Club will restart!
The club president will be Shiraishi-san!
I'm the vice president! Yamada holds no office!
What do you mean, "holds no office"?
Has the Supernatural Research Club resumed activities?
If so,
I would like to join.
Hey Yamada, what does it taste like when you kiss Shiraishi-san?
I don't remember every last detail!
Next time on Yamada-kun and the Seven Witches:
"Kiss Me, Okay?"
Got it. Then you can do it with me again.